- green mario
- moon moon
- Shrek (The Shrekening?)
- pokemon fusions
- "bitch i might be"
- swaggy vs swaggie
- flower crowns
- swiggity swag
- the short-lived furniture fandom
- miley cyrus
- "first of all how dare you"
- dad jokes
- frick frack
- "surprise bitch"
- Patrick star
- the bee movie
- do you like the colour of the sky?
- the mishapocalypse
- 'let me explain you a thing'
don’t ever trust cute boys because i can go from this:
in .5 seconds or your money back
a challenger has appeared!!
Step aside gents
hope i’m invited to the cute boys party
waiT NOPE NOPE FUCK THAT OH GOD
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
Yay my SPG cards came :D
Thanks Paige and Carolina, you guys are doing a fantastic job getting these orders all out so quickly. You rock :D